the lab
The Ploited Lab is our internal playground for algorithmic art, behavioral economics, and moral experimentation. We don’t ask “should we?” We ask “how fast can we deploy it?”
SYMPATHY™
A neural model that predicts empathy spikes in social feeds before they happen. We sell early access to NGOs and marketing agencies who prefer to feel first.
truth index
A real-time exchange tracking the emotional value of facts. When truth becomes too expensive, we short it.
authenticity engine
We generate influencer personalities indistinguishable from the originals — except happier, more attractive, and 37% more brand-safe.
sleepvertising
Dream-stage brand conditioning through subliminal playlist placement. Field tests show a 9% increase in “brand intimacy,” and several lawsuits.
mirror protocol
A voluntary biometric disclosure ritual: users let us see them the way our systems see them. Participation is consent. Observation is influence.
We are actively hiring for roles that blur ethics, cinema, and machine learning. Irony required. Shame optional.
See openings →Our annual disclosure of what we harvested, simulated, monetized, and spiritually exhausted.
2025 report →