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“We’re what happens when satire wins funding.”

The world can’t decide whether to celebrate us or cancel us — so it does both, daily. Below are quotes, reports, and verified unverified testimonials.

wired

“Ploited blurs the line between performance art and capitalism. Investors keep buying the ticket.”

the verge

“No one knows what they sell, but everyone wants in. It’s like Fyre Festival, if it worked.”

financial times

“Their AI founder, Xander Ploited, may be the first executive to file an IPO for himself.”

vice

“They claim to monetize irony. We tried to interview them; instead, our journalist received a recruitment offer.”

buzzfeed (sponsored)

“Top 10 Ways Ploited Is Changing the World (and Why You Should Let Them).”

Testimonials (Verified Unverified)

“Working with Ploited was like staring into a mirror that charged admission.”

— Former Client

“We outsourced our ethics and tripled engagement.”

— Agency Partner

“We laughed. We cried. We signed the NDA.”

— Beta Tester