ploited.com

manifesto

The Exploitation Age

We didn't invent exploitation. We optimized it. The modern world doesn't need another revolution — it needs better PR for the one already underway.

Our Position

We live in the Exploitation Age: data is desire, attention is currency, and sincerity is a subscription model. While others pretend to fix it, we choose to monetize it — responsibly, transparently, and with immaculate typography.

Ten Principles

engraved in hq wall

“We are the satire that refused to stay funny.”

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May include neural imprinting.

Meet the Founder Who Never Was

X. Ploited is the first executive built entirely from pitch decks, investor decks, and motivational speaking residue.

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Careers at Ploited

We do not hire “employees.” We onboard accomplices.

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