Our Position
We live in the Exploitation Age: data is desire, attention is currency, and sincerity is a subscription model. While others pretend to fix it, we choose to monetize it — responsibly, transparently, and with immaculate typography.
manifesto
We didn't invent exploitation. We optimized it. The modern world doesn't need another revolution — it needs better PR for the one already underway.
We live in the Exploitation Age: data is desire, attention is currency, and sincerity is a subscription model. While others pretend to fix it, we choose to monetize it — responsibly, transparently, and with immaculate typography.
engraved in hq wall
“We are the satire that refused to stay funny.”
May include neural imprinting.
X. Ploited is the first executive built entirely from pitch decks, investor decks, and motivational speaking residue.
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